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*Place your gloved left hand on your red/pink hat, and your right gloved hand on your hip and pose with hattitude in your own unique way. Now Repeat.

I, (your royal name), with hattitude do solemnly swear on my red/pink hat to uphold the sista spirit of the Red Halos.

I will greet and embrace middle age with love and laughter. I will fight old age to the end to maintain my middle age status by plucking and dying grey hair every time it appears under my beautiful red/pink hat.

I promise never to refer to myself, or another Red Halo sista, as an old woman, but as a very mature angel that has learned to spread her wings and spit with hattitude.

I promise to greet each Red Halo sista at every meeting with a hug and a smooches swish on each side of the face. And always come dressed in my red/pink hat and purple/lavender outfit, and full formal regalia when required.

I solemnly swear never to repeat or gossip about anything that is said at our meetings to an outsider, (a non-Halo).

I promise to look at our Calendar of Events each month and give a card and single rose (red, pink, or purple) to the Red Halo sista/sistas that has a birthday in that month.

I do promise to take my silliness and shenanigans very seriously. I will join my Red Hat and Pink Hat sistas going for the FUN and GUSTO of life together. I will share in the bonding of affection, show a genuine enthusiasm of life and living, and practice having fun at all times.

This I pledge in the spirit of the Red Hat Society, and with the Red Halo hattitude.

I seal this pledge with a queenly wave and a hip shake while bending at the knee.

P.S.
Since life is so uncertain and we refuse to get any older in spirit and mind, let all of the MATURE Red Halos eat dessert FIRST at all of our meetings.

Yea!!!!!! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!